Missed Connections

To our Trivia Night waitress at [redacted], I see you every week (I'm the stout beer and a garden burger - you always remember), and every week I miss at least two questions because I can't take my eyes off you. I know I'm just a patron, but you have the most beautiful brown eyes and the nicest smile. There's no chance you'll ever see this, but if you do, you win over a pub-quiz nerd's heart every Monday.