Missed Connections

To my coworker who one day drops by my office, pulls up her shirt to show her tattoos and arches her back before making eyes at me; and ignores me the next day.

I have no idea what to make of you, but my half-serious offer to grab Mexican brunch some weekend wasn't just half-serious office banter. I'm still waiting to see the photos of your [redacted] costume from Halloween.

My heart skipped a beat when you showed me your legs to show me your special Halloween socks.